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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

My VOCAB : C.A. Cowboy..

If you have been to the south side of Waltham, or Allston Food and Spirits , odds are you have seen a proud C.A. Cowboy.
A Central American Cowboy,is probably Central American. They congregate in groups of 3-5 usually. Enjoy , almost exclusively Corona. By the case. Or 30s of Bud which any C.A. Cowboy could carry 2 at a time. At any time they can be seen in a front yard, or sitting on the lowered gate of a pick up, or on a stoop embibing a finely crafted Mexican beer. In the Allston wine and spirits area, most C.A. Cowboys also buy numerous scratch tickets at one time, and proceed to walk incredibly slowly out of the exit while closely inspecting their ticket as they scratch every so gently. Taking as much time as as they can and as much room as they can which seems to be a trend in other areas such as super markets and department stores.
Most C.A. Cowboy men wear trucker hats, flannel coats ,t shirts and jeans, tight fitting polo shirts with soccer shorts and a hat, or a shirt with no sleeves, and straight legged jeans.Most men have shaved heads, bowl cuts , or boys regular
The misses of the family, if in tow, usually is too large for the clothes she is wearing. She demonstrates a F.U.P.A. and is 2 to 3 times the age of the target demographic for the fashion she sports. (Usually Tello's) Her hair is fashioned in a way that is pulled back tight in a pony tail, bleached to an unnatural shade of white or dyed to an absurd shade of red.
On Friday and Saturday nights... especially on Moody Street, and around the Allston Food and Spirits area, C.A. Cowboys strut their stuff with full on Cowboy hats, Big Belt buckles cowboy boots,and jean jackets with wool lining.