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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

things that aggrivate me

Ok...so it's been a few years since I've written down things that annoy me. - Wearing sport coats, over street clothes. Like wearing a baseball hat, jeans sneakers, and a t-shirt with some non-descript screen printed shirt and a sport coat. You still look like a douche hipster. - Tampon commercials with girls who are too close to each other giggling and one or any number of them KICK the air or do the generic boxing thing where they put their dukes up and take a couple jabs at the air. Like some subliminal message of being empowered, or fighting off their period or something. -Face painting at carnivals, fairs, festivals etc. -When people try to make a joke by being mean or mildy offensive, then before the other person has a chance to compute what was said the offender says "Just kidding" Either wait for the person to fall for what you are saying then let them know you are kidding, or dont say it at all. Hearing a person say just kidding every time they open their mouth trying to be funny is annoying as hell. -I am around more people than I can count during the day... which means I am around more people who don't wear deoderant than I care to think about. Seriously, more people are out there smelling like a steak and cheese sub or burrito with a splash of cabbage than you realize. -WBCN needs to update their playlist. We aren't in the middle of the Grunge explosion. Shit that was big 12-15 years ago is in constant rotation on WBCN.All the Ex-frat guys/Current Investment Bankers,Political Analysts, and Business Admins have to stop calling in and requesting Pearl Jam, U2, Nirvana, and Soundgarden all fucking morning. -When a train pulls up, step aside and let passengers off so room is made inside the car. Dont swim against stream and hold everyone up trying to get off the train, its a pain in the ass and it doesnt help matters if you stink like shit and breath with your mouths open. -People who buy 50$ worth of used silverware from Savers. -People who buy second hand underware from Savers -Skirts and Tights. What are you retarded? I'm going to start wearing shorts over my pants, because Teen Cosmo did a "8 super looks that will get him to notice you" article. -Homeless people -Homeless people who steal -Homeless people who steal Listerine -Homeless people who steal Listerine and think they arent being watched -Homeless people who steal Listerine and think they arent being watched and get caught -Homeless people who steal Listerine and think they arent being watched and get caught and deny they stole -Homeless people who steal Listerine and think they arent being watched and get caught and deny they stole, then admit to it and are kicked out -Homeless people who steal Listerine and think they arent being watched and get caught and deny they stole, then admit to it and are kicked out, and return an hour later and steal again -When I know I should be asleep for at least 2 and a half hours,and I'm falling asleep but I'm fighting it to stay awake, and do nothing, cuz I'm afraid I'll miss something really bothers me Thats it for now