Dumb shit I feel like sharing.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Truth Hurts

  • http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=2714761
  • (Regarding the above link)
  • (the Names have been changed to protect the innocent/integrity)
  • J^: sounds like the doll is broken
  • Me: ya, i didnt understand wut it was sayin, i didnt hear slut though
  • J^: no me neither. at some point it sounds like the batteries run out and it adds a syllable that could kinda sound like slut if you needed or wanted it to, but it sounded more like "uhhhhhckght" to me
  • Me: ya
  • Me: sounded like a mermaid chokin on a cack
  • J^: yep, exactly what i was thinking
  • J^: "get that penis out of your mouth so I can hear you say the word slut, miss"
  • Me: A WHOLE NEW URRRRRRRRRRRRGH
  • Me: YOU CAME IN MY MOUTH??!??
  • J^: hahah "how can you fuck me, im a fish?"
  • Me: in the mouth fish face
  • J^: haha
  • Me: BLOG!
  • J^: oh god
  • J^: hahah
  • Me: ?
  • J^: i'm just embarrassed to see my profanity on your blog
  • Me: so
  • Me: ill Put J^
  • Me: so no one will know
  • J^: "john koziol is embarrssed" nah do it
  • thats it until I have some actual material.
  • Back to watching Parenthood